Thursday, January 06, 2005

CORN DOG 7


Corn Porn Flicks' masterpiece CORN DOG 7 isn't just a brilliant parody of the WATERWORLD movie trailer, it's a scathing critique of bloated action movie formulae. And it's damn funny, too!

"In a world gone insane they were last hope for mankind . . . . THE CORN DOG 7!" See it with someone you love...

8 comments:

gavv said...

Actually, it's just 'Corn Dog 7', no 'The'. That's the silly premise of the whole thing, that it's not a 'the' and there aren't 7. 'Corn Dog 7' came literally just from a sign on a convenience store door that they saw and thought was oddly humorous, and a scan of the picture of said sign is used as the actual title graphics (ie the title font).

gavv

Tohoscope said...

Sorry, I wrote that up while waiting for the Advil to kick in and override my root canal. But it's an easy fix. It's all in the editing.

I miss the lines that Matt cut, like, "Who the hell are you?"
-d!

Tohoscope said...

Hey Gavv! What happened to "the flabby, overlong original cut of Corn Dog 7, complete with the worst explosion effect ever done by man! (Xvid format.)"? It's coming up missing.
-d!

gavv said...

don't ask me ^^. other than providing access to the space, i had nothing to do with the encoding or the site now. Nail Needleman created the xvids, and Matt does the maintaining on the site now.

gavv

Tohoscope said...

Curse that Nail Needleman! I'll take it up with him then...

Anonymous said...

Hey, Matt here. Sorry about the missing file. I had typed in the URL incorrectly. It's now fixed.

Tohoscope said...

Thanks Matt!
-d!

Anonymous said...

No prob; I was doing some site maintenance anyway. Though I still FAR prefer the new cut. I had to remaster it on account of the tape going blooey, and there was simply no way I was going to re-create all the things I didn't like about the first version. (Mostly the overall length and the herky-jerky changes in the music that made it feel like it stopped and then restarted in the middle.)