Thursday, October 04, 2012

Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2001)



This is a real movie. This actually happened.

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You've seen movies like this: the stilted dialog, the strange hints that things are not as they seem, the cast of idiots who take everything at face value.



Oh, goody. He found the cave.



Buck Naked (of Subgenius fame), once came into Dan's Lakewood Cafe with a feral girl he'd found digging around in his backyard. She didn't put her face in her food, but she did curl her arm around her plate of grilled cheese and fries and glowered at anyone who got too close.

I remember her grabbing the fries by the fist-full and gnawing on whatever stuck out over the heel of her hand. I was more disgusted by the fact that she hadn't washed her hands first.



Buck's girl didn't do any dance numbers, but she didn't speak much either. I think Animala has cleaner fingernails.



Oh yeah....there's a sequel.

See you at the movies!

1 comments:

Danno Baker said...

I need to rent that sequel.

Heck, I hope they make more movies. They get it.

 
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