When we called up the kazoo orchestra last night, I was handing them out: green, yellow, orange (I kept the purple one for myself). One of our orchestra members was dressed as a member of the Green Lantern Cops.
ME: It would be wrong of me to give you a yellow kazoo, wouldn't it?
HER BUDDY, IN BATMAN GEAR: I'll take it.
So, one girl got a green kazoo and one got a yellow one. La-de-da.