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Sunday, January 20, 2008
Stuck on Tape: Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos
Somebody needs to get CHUCK NORRIS KARATE KOMMANDOS on DVD. While it may have been made to sell toys, it's not without it's charms. No less then Alfredo Alcala, Gil Kane, Doug Wildey and Jack Kirby had a hand in making these cartoons. And if WALKER TEXAS RANGER can run for eight years there's gotta be a market for this. I mean, come on. There are only five episodes, how hard could it be to fit that on one DVD?
Probably some kind of public health regulation or local obcenity codes prevent the glory of Chuck from blasting his way to your eyeballs via high-quality DVD.
The ideal DVD would have a Norris commentary track and include reprints of the Karate Kommandos Komics and maybe a Karate Kommando action figure for the delux box set.
The ideal DVD would have a Norris commentary track and include reprints of the Karate Kommandos Komics and maybe a Karate Kommando action figure for the delux box set.
Remember, the outside packaging should say Kommentary not Commentary. But don't label it Khuck Norris because Chuck Norris will find and kill you for screwing with his name
Probably some kind of public health regulation or local obcenity codes prevent the glory of Chuck from blasting his way to your eyeballs via high-quality DVD.
ReplyDeleteChuck says, vote Huck!
The ideal DVD would have a Norris commentary track and include reprints of the Karate Kommandos Komics and maybe a Karate Kommando action figure for the delux box set.
ReplyDeleteTohoscope said...
ReplyDeleteThe ideal DVD would have a Norris commentary track and include reprints of the Karate Kommandos Komics and maybe a Karate Kommando action figure for the delux box set.
Remember, the outside packaging should say Kommentary not Commentary. But don't label it Khuck Norris because Chuck Norris will find and kill you for screwing with his name