Here is my favorite part of Soapy the Germ Fighter: Dog eats Girl's Hair. While Soapy drones on about contracting germs from animals we are subjected to imagary of a ravenous dachshund gnawing on the scalp of some misfortunate child actor! That's showbiz!
Here's an animated gif to scare your friends with:
And here's a smaller version to use on your favorite social app/message board: