Thursday, February 26, 2015

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Double Dare: After Dark

"A special Family Double Dare that was created featuring many of the folks who were instrumental in making the programme. Including the President of Nickelodeon, Gerry Laybourne.
We all watched so many families have such a good time, we wanted to play a game ourselves. This is it.
It did not air, and was not edited so you are seeing the raw output from the studio in Florida." 
- Geoffrey Darby

Watch Marc Summers really loosen himself up!

Monday, February 16, 2015

CPF Reviews: Ghost Story

Remember that film you saw as a kid that scared the hell out of you? This was mine. The fourth installment of CPF Reviews looks back at John Irvin's 1981 film "Ghost Story." Warning: contains scenes which may be spooky if you're anything like me. Also, be advised I spoil the hell out of the plot, for anyone who hasn't seen the film but might someday want to.

-Matt Murray

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Thursday, February 05, 2015

Would you like a hotdog?

Do NOT invite this girl to your acid party. She will drop it.

Seriously, though, this is like, all those stories I have to hear from vegetarians about why meat is murder.

Wednesday, February 04, 2015


Oh, man, an old film about the Brits getting shots. I love how they say controversy.

Warning! There's breast-feeding and naked babies! And there's more where that came from. As your doctor, I suggest you watch these films about horrible infectious diseases and the easy way to prevent them from ruining your lives.


Looks like putting a kid on a leash is nothing new.

Dogs kinda whoop anyway.

It's more bleak when it's in black and white.

Meh. The Americans don't really put on a good show, do they?

I take it back. Polio is scary as hell.

Drama! And a killer doll. It's so sad.

Oh yay! A cartoon. That makes it so much better. (here's parts 2 and 3)

Gods. Tetanus. That's a 14th century way to go.