Corn Porn Flicks' masterpiece
CORN DOG 7 isn't just a brilliant parody of the
WATERWORLD movie trailer, it's a scathing critique of bloated action movie formulae. And it's damn funny, too!
"In a world gone insane they were last hope for mankind . . . .
THE CORN DOG 7!" See it with someone you love...
6 comments:
Sorry, I wrote that up while waiting for the Advil to kick in and override my root canal. But it's an easy fix. It's all in the editing.
I miss the lines that Matt cut, like, "Who the hell are you?"
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Hey Gavv! What happened to "the flabby, overlong original cut of Corn Dog 7, complete with the worst explosion effect ever done by man! (Xvid format.)"? It's coming up missing.
-d!
Curse that Nail Needleman! I'll take it up with him then...
Hey, Matt here. Sorry about the missing file. I had typed in the URL incorrectly. It's now fixed.
Thanks Matt!
-d!
No prob; I was doing some site maintenance anyway. Though I still FAR prefer the new cut. I had to remaster it on account of the tape going blooey, and there was simply no way I was going to re-create all the things I didn't like about the first version. (Mostly the overall length and the herky-jerky changes in the music that made it feel like it stopped and then restarted in the middle.)
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