Thursday, December 06, 2012

Full-Body Shopping

This is why you want to make stuff yourself, rather than buy it.

Handy tip! Put your arms over your head. Go on, do it.

Notice how your elbows form a nice V in front of your face, like a face-guard? Great! Now, just fall forward into whatever is in your way. BOOM! Elbow to the face! Elbow to the neck! Ahhhhh! I was just defending myself!

This is really handy if you're shorter than your opponent. Do it right, and you can jab them in the pits while raising your arms. You don't want to kick their ass, just incapacitate them long enough to get what YOU came for.