AWAHELL09 - THE REAL STORY!!

You thought you knew everything about Anime Hell this past Friday night at AWA? Well, you don't know the REAL STORY. The REALLY REAL story of all the sordid goings on behind the scenes! The love, the hate, the ups, the downs, the horrifying nightmare of destruction which led to all the anarchy that we are still recovering from. I do want to point out again that ALL of the wedding ceremonies performed at Anime Hell have been rendered NULL AND VOID by a special act of the City Of Atlanta.

We started a bit late to allow the crowds to filter in and get their safety goggles properly adjusted. Gavv threw some candy and we dimmed the house lights and cranked things up. Here's what we showed:

cold opening: My Youth In Arcadia trailer
Ozone Commandos trailer
Anime Hell logo and remarks
disclaimer from Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls
Dating Do's & Dont's - special Detroit Metal City edit
Odaiba Gundam footage including special exclusive pictures
Kobe Project T-28 footage
Tarragona Mazinger Z footage
Mars And Beyond (Wonderful World Of Disney)
Astro Boy (2009) film trailer
Phoenix, Live Astroboy, Gigantor, Sailormoon, Harlock, Golgo 13, Yamato, Spiderman, ROV, Devilman
Enter The Ninja trailer
Sasuga No Sarutobi clip
Ultraman Karaoke ad
Demonstration of actual working Ultraman Karaoke device
Den Ace parts 1 &2
Gimme Gimme Octopus
UK Safety Films - safe ice skating, swimming, Green Cross Man, Splink, Protect & Survive, etc
Minky Momo Needs The Green Cross Man
Giraffes!!!

(short break)

Japanese Fanta Ads
Gun Rental
Ayds Diet Plan
Head On
Oil Changers
Bruce Lee vs Mummies with Popeye
Hamburger Dracula
Wendy's Grill Rap
This Is My Happening And It Freaks Me Out (Z-Man)
Anime Versus America:
-Gatchaman 1972
-Charlie Chan And The Chan Clan 1972
-Tiger Mask 1969
-Cattanooga Cats 1969
-Kikaider 1974
-Shazam (Captain Marvel) 1974
-Funky Phantom 1970s
-Space Cruiser Yamato 1970s
Yamato pachinko ads
Dr Tran: Tits
Don Pratt: He Is Not A Lawyer
Den Ace parts 3 &4
Obama Japanese Game Show Challenge
Golgo 13 NEC ad
Darth Vader Japanese comedy TV show clip
GI Joe PSAs
Underground Tape Railroad ad
GTA Intellivision advertisement
Buck Rogers And The Tiger Men From Mars (1935)
High Blood Pressure Tea
Vege-Tea
Tea Leaves
Tobor The Telesonic Robot
Married To The Eiffel Tower special DMC edit
Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls ending narration

DOOM and Death await you Sat. night at AWA!

Saturday night at Anime Weekend Atlanta sure is busy, but if disco or bebop isn't your thing and you've lived through Japanese Anime Hell on Friday then boogie on down till you're SIX FEET UNDERGROUND with me at the Panel OF DOOM! Now simply too large to be contained within the Kennesaw Ballroom, from 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM we're taking over one half of the Galleria's Williams Ballroom for two more hours of bizarre clips, pop culture detritus, and NINJA attacks. Also: anime! Who'da guessed?! Featuring the hypnotic murder music of Cold Slither and the Demon 5, this year's Panel is GUARANTEED to offend and/or cause insanity to all who dare attend, much like all the others over the past...man, has it been six years now?!

But wait, there's more! From 10:00 PM to midnight in the same room is the return of Anime's Craziest Deaths, now at twice the length of AWA 2008's! What is this panel about? Read the panel title to find out! What sort of content will it contain? Read the panel title to find out! No ID check will be required, but two hours of graphic cartoon violence and mayhem is probably not suitable for the young'uns, who should be asleep at that hour anyway! The rumors are true; the death panels you've heard about so much on the news and read about on the Internet are REAL, and they'll be pulling the plug not just on Grandma, but EVERYONE! Hopefully this time someone won't pull the fire alarm.

But the far-reaching shadowy grasp of the Anime World Order cannot be contained to one room on one night! Set your sights on the panel rooms throughout the weekend and be on the lookout for Black Jack: Tezuka's Dark Doctor, 30 Years of AIC (roughly 30 years, anyway!), the 18+ History of Hentai on Friday night (right before Hell!), the 18+ Doujinshi 101, and whatever else we decide to jump onto at the last minute!

Oh yeah, we donated almost all the prizes for the Ouran High School Host Club Challenge, too! That was like $2500-$2800 worth of stuff, as in two thousand, five hundred dollars plus (which counts as "over $1000")! RECOGNIZE.

AnimeFEST post show wrap-up

Thanks to everybody who came to the show Sunday night, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. And Thanks to Bruce, Ed, Mila, Avery, Steven and Katie for the help. I hope we can do it all again at YuleCon.

OtakuHELL at AnimeFEST this Sunday!

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OtakuHELL at AnimeFEST 2009

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