Friday, October 14, 2011
Girls always had scarier toys
Yeah, I know boys had the creepy crawlers and monster factories, but girls had toys that were genuinely terrifying.
Let's take a look at Jill, who is some kind of prepubescent Single White Female in the making. After hearing for the umpteenth time about how "nice little girls don't get mud on their dresses" and how pretty your Jill doll looks in her dress, you're begging Santa for a "My First Carpentry" set, just on the off chance it may include a claw hammer.
But what is she thirsty for? Your blood, that's what. This is the doll that never sleeps and will always need something. Just what a little girl wants in her life.
There's something to look forward to, kids.