Thursday, October 13, 2011
It's like science, but fun
Mom and older sister are freaked out, having been properly trained by society to be weak and squeamish. Little sister has not yet been indoctrinated and is thus unafraid. Dad is unimpressed either way.
Man, boys get the best toys, I swear. I'm amazed they didn't girl it up and make one with a mold of little dolls and hearts and pastel colors.
Ah crap, they did.
It looks like girls used to be a lot tougher, back in the day. By the 90s, they aren't wearing a spider ring anymore.
Of course, by 2002, boys were invading girl territory when it came to toys. Then they all grew up and started watching Bizarre Foods.
A choking hazard waiting to happen. That's the best kind of toy.
That had better be water-soluble. Tell ya what, champ. Why don't you wait until you go to your mom's this weekend before you play with that bad boy? Naw, your mom's a cool lady. She'll be fine with it.
The joke writes itself.